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Everything deep is also simple and can be reproduced simply as long as its reference to the whole truth is maintained. But what matters is not what is witty but what is true. - Albert Schweitzer


Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor. - Sir Francis Bacon


You can pretend to be serious, but you can't pretend to be witty. - Sacha Guitry


I never cared for fashion much, amusing little seams and witty little pleats: it was the girls I liked. - David Bailey


A witty saying proves nothing. - Voltaire


I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long. - Marie de Rabutin-Chantal Sevigne


Sir, money, money, the most charming of all things; money, which will say more in one moment than the most elegant lover can in years. Perhaps you will say a man is not young; I answer he is rich. He is not genteel, handsome, witty, brave, good-humoured, but he is rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, that one word contradicts everything you can say against him. - Henry Fielding