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If a woman rebels against high-heeled shoes, she should take care to do it in a very smart hat. - George Bernard Shaw
Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted, but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known. - Garrison Keillor
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates
Hell, by the time a man scratches his ass, clear his throat, and tells me how smart he is, we've already wasted fifteen minutes. - Lyndon Baines Johnson
Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, 'In this world, Elwood, you must be,' she always called me Elwood, 'In this world, you must be oh-so-smart or oh-so-pleasant.' Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. - Oscar Brodney
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Cicero [Marcus Tullius Cicero]
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Mann Jong
You have to be smart to play a dumb blonde over and over again and keep the audience's attention without extraordinary physical equipment. - Judy Holliday
The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as men, but we will meanwhile agree to meet them halfway. - Bernard Avishai