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Why can't I just have a normal boyfriend? Why? Just a regular boyfriend! One who doesn't go nuts on me. - As Good As It Gets [1997 Movie]
Cranks live by theory, not by pure desire. They want votes, peace, nuts, liberty, and spinning-looms not because they love these things, as a child loves jam, but because they think they ought to have them. That is one element which makes the crank. - Rose Macaulay
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. - Steven Wright
God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them. - Franz Kafka
I'll give you my opinion of the human race in a nutshell, their heart's in the right place, but their head is a thoroughly inefficient organ. - W. Somerset Maugham
Before green apples blush, Before green nuts embrown, Why, one day in the country Is worth a month in town. - Christina Georgina Rossetti
I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts. - John Ernest Steinbeck