Lawyers Quotes & Sayings

Lawyers Quotes & Sayings

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A lawyers dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers. - Samuel Butler



Lawyers I suppose were children once. - Charles Lamb



Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shovelling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.



Ever negotiated with lawyers at a huge company? If they saw you drowning 100 feet from the shore, they'd through you a 51-foot rope and say they went more than halfway. [PC Computing, 1996] - Paul Somerson



It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't. - Mignon McLaughlin



Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. - Anton Pavlovich Chekhov



Of the professions it may be said that the soldiers are becoming too popular, parsons too lazy, physicians too mercenary, and lawyers too powerful. - Charles Caleb Colton



A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin



Lawyers know life practically. A bookish man should always have them to converse with. - Samuel Johnson