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Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.' - Joan Rivers

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

The real question isn't whether you love your kids or not, but how well you are able to demonstrate your love and caring so that your children really feel loved. - Stephanie Martson

Adopted kids are such a pain - you have to teach them how to look like you. - Gilda Radner

The great mistake most people make is the assumption that most people are sane. I know very few people who are sane, and only one man in my life who was really grown up. All the other people are terribly recognizable as kids who have learned grown-up ways of behaving. - John Cleese

Children from the age of five to ten should watch more television. Television depicts adults as rotten SOB's, given to fistfights, gunplay, and other mayhem. Kids who believe this about grownups aren't likely to argue about bedtime. - P. J. O'Rourke

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job. - Roseanne Barr

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Telling lies and showing off to get attention are mistakes I made that I don't want my kids to make. - Jane Fonda