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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections. - George Eliot


Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big one on me. - Robert Frost


A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections. - George Eliot


My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh, anything but work. - Abraham Lincoln


You know lots of criticism is written by characters who are very academic and think it is a sign you are worthless if you make jokes or kid or even clown. I wouldn't kid Our Lord if he was on the cross. But I would attempt a joke with him if I ran into him chasing the money changers out of the temple. - Ernest Hemingway


Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive. - Stella Benson


They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us, but it always seemed to me that in those who make jokes in life the seeds are covered with better soil and with a higher grade of manure. - Ernest Hemingway


The most casual examination will reveal the fact that all the jokes about the horrible results of masculine cooking and sewing are written by men. It is all part of a great scheme of sex propaganda. - Heywood Campbell Broun