Joke Quotes & Sayings
These joke quotes, sayings and quotations are from our famous quotes collection. Inspirational quotes, sayings and quotations.It is the test of a good religion whether you can make a joke about it. - Gilbert Keith Chesterton
I never smile when I have a bat in my hands. That's when you've got to be serious. When I get out on the field, nothing's a joke to me. I don't feel like I should walk around with a smile on my face. - Hank Aaron
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? - Steven Wright
I am aware that by many persons, it is considered in the nature of a joke to become a candidate and to be elected as a member of the Legislature. - Samuel Johnson
Full well they laughed, with counterfeited glee, At all his jokes, for many a joke had he: Full well the busy whisper, circling round, Convey'd the dismal tidings when he frown'd. - Oliver Goldsmith
Sex is God's joke on human beings. - Bette Davis
A caricature is putting the face of a joke on the body of a truth. - Joseph Conrad
There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical joke, though the wit thereof he but dimly discerns, and more than suspects that the joke is at nobody's expense but his own. - Herman Melville