Humorous Quotes & Sayings
These famous humorous quotes and humorous sayings from our inspirational words of wisdom collection.Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe. - Dorothy Parker
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain
'Tis known by the name of perseverance in a good cause, and of obstinacy in a bad one. - Laurence Sterne
I had thought, on starting this composition, that I should define what humour means to me. However, every time I tried to, I had to go and lie down with a cold wet cloth on my head. - Dorothy Parker
Brevity is the soul of lingerie. - Dorothy Parker
People are more fun than anybody. - Dorothy Parker
I want a house that has got over all its troubles; I don't want to spend the rest of my life bringing up a young and inexperienced house. - Jerome K. Jerome
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. - Mark Twain
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