Humorous Quotes & Sayings

Humorous Quotes & Sayings

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Don't worry. If you keep him long enough he'll come back in style. - Dorothy Parker



Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe. - Dorothy Parker



Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain



'Tis known by the name of perseverance in a good cause, and of obstinacy in a bad one. - Laurence Sterne



I had thought, on starting this composition, that I should define what humour means to me. However, every time I tried to, I had to go and lie down with a cold wet cloth on my head. - Dorothy Parker



Brevity is the soul of lingerie. - Dorothy Parker



People are more fun than anybody. - Dorothy Parker



I want a house that has got over all its troubles; I don't want to spend the rest of my life bringing up a young and inexperienced house. - Jerome K. Jerome



Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. - Mark Twain