Humorous Quotes

Humorous Quotes & Sayings

These humorous quotes and humorous sayings are from our famous and inspiring collection. Don't worry. If you keep him long enough he'll come back in style. - Dorothy Parker


Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe. - Dorothy Parker


Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain


'Tis known by the name of perseverance in a good cause, and of obstinacy in a bad one. - Laurence Sterne


I had thought, on starting this composition, that I should define what humour means to me. However, every time I tried to, I had to go and lie down with a cold wet cloth on my head. - Dorothy Parker


Brevity is the soul of lingerie. - Dorothy Parker


People are more fun than anybody. - Dorothy Parker


I want a house that has got over all its troubles; I don't want to spend the rest of my life bringing up a young and inexperienced house. - Jerome K. Jerome


Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. - Mark Twain