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Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five. - John Updike

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - Henry Louis Mencken

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls. - Lee Trevino

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law. - H. G. Wells

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

I'm not feeling very well, I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr. - Will Rogers

A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe; a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible. - Jean Giraudoux