Golf Quotes & Sayings

Golf Quotes & Sayings

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Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five. - John Updike



It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - Henry Louis Mencken



The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway



There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls. - Lee Trevino



Roosevelt, a false witness; Truman, a merchant; Eisenhower, I am told that on the golf links he is better [with a putter] than he is with the long shots and that doesn't surprise me; Kennedy, the style of a hairdresser's assistant-he combed his way through problems; Johnson, a truck driver or a stevedore-or a legionnaire. - Charles De Gaulle



Well, they're Southern people, and if they know you are working at home they think nothing of walking right in for coffee. But they wouldn't dream of interrupting you at golf. - Harper Lee



It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain



The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law. - H. G. Wells



The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers



I'm not feeling very well, I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx



The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr. - Will Rogers



A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe; a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible. - Jean Giraudoux