Golf Sayings & Quotes
These golf sayings, quotes and quotations are from our famous and inspiring Just-Quotes collection.Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain
Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill soured by a whiff of arrogance. - Alistair Cooke
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. - Hank Aaron
Well, they're Southern people, and if they know you are working at home they think nothing of walking right in for coffee. But they wouldn't dream of interrupting you at golf. - Harper Lee
I'm not feeling very well, I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad. - Alan Alexander
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - Henry Louis Mencken
A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe; a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible. - Jean Giraudoux
The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief-call it what you will-than any book ever written; it has emptied more churches than all the counterattractions of cinema, motor bicycle and golf course. - Alan Alexander
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf will. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you can get so sore at yourself that you forget to hate your enemies. - Will Rogers
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose. - Sir Winston Churchill
Roosevelt, a false witness; Truman, a merchant; Eisenhower, I am told that on the golf links he is better [with a putter] than he is with the long shots and that doesn't surprise me; Kennedy, the style of a hairdresser's assistant-he combed his way through problems; Johnson, a truck driver or a stevedore-or a legionnaire. - Charles De Gaulle
They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that? - Casey Dillon Stengel
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five. - John Updike
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness. - William Wordsworth
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers
Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt. - Will Rogers
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr. - Will Rogers
There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls. - Lee Trevino
Golf is a game in which one endeavours to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose. - Woodrow Wilson
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain
The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway
How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight David Eisenhower