Funny Quotes & Sayings

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A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. - Will Rogers
The funny thing about regret is that it's better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't. - Gibby Hayes
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean. - Mae West
Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. (The Doctor's Dilemma) - George Bernard Shaw
If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. - Billy Wilder
It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get. - Arnold Palmer
This funny thing called love. - Cole Porter
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Ewing Stevenson