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These famous funny quotes and funny sayings from our inspirational words of wisdom collection.
A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway


If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. - Will Rogers


The funny thing about regret is that it's better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't. - Gibby Hayes


It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean. - Mae West


Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw


If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. - Billy Wilder


It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get. - Arnold Palmer


This funny thing called love. - Cole Porter


It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Ewing Stevenson

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