Fran Lebowitz Quotes & Sayings
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality. - Fran Lebowitz
Life is something you do when you can't get to sleep. - Fran Lebowitz
When dealing with a concept such as 'important', one would be well advised to ask: 'To whom?' [Metropolitan Life] - Fran Lebowitz
Children ask better questions than adults. 'May I have a cookie?' 'Why is the sky blue?' and 'What does a cow say?' are far more likely to elicit a cheerful response than 'Where's your manuscript?' 'Why haven't you called?' and 'Who's your lawyer?' - Fran Lebowitz
Nature is, by and large, to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs. - Fran Lebowitz
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz
Friendships are easy to get out of compared to love affairs, but they are not easy to get out of compared to, say, jail. - Fran Lebowitz
You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do. - Fran Lebowitz
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
Life is something you do when you can't get to sleep. - Fran Lebowitz
When dealing with a concept such as 'important', one would be well advised to ask: 'To whom?' [Metropolitan Life] - Fran Lebowitz
Children ask better questions than adults. 'May I have a cookie?' 'Why is the sky blue?' and 'What does a cow say?' are far more likely to elicit a cheerful response than 'Where's your manuscript?' 'Why haven't you called?' and 'Who's your lawyer?' - Fran Lebowitz
Nature is, by and large, to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs. - Fran Lebowitz
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz
Friendships are easy to get out of compared to love affairs, but they are not easy to get out of compared to, say, jail. - Fran Lebowitz
You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do. - Fran Lebowitz
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz