Fran Lebowitz Quotes & Quotations
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Success didn't spoil me; I've always been insufferable. - Fran Lebowitz
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies. - Fran Lebowitz
Life is something you do when you can't get to sleep. - Fran Lebowitz
I love being in love. I don't think anything compares with it, though I consider it very disruptive. - Fran Lebowitz
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz
Friendships are easy to get out of compared to love affairs, but they are not easy to get out of compared to, say, jail. - Fran Lebowitz
Nature is, by and large, to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs. - Fran Lebowitz
Humility is no substitute for a good personality. - Fran Lebowitz
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable. - Fran Lebowitz
Remember that, as a teenager, you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you. - Fran Lebowitz
My favourite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz
When dealing with a concept such as 'important', one would be well advised to ask: 'To whom?' [Metropolitan Life] - Fran Lebowitz
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words. - Fran Lebowitz
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz
No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. - Fran Lebowitz
Remember that, as a teenager, you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you. - Fran Lebowitz
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. - Fran Lebowitz
You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do. - Fran Lebowitz
The opposite of talking is not listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. - Fran Lebowitz
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies. - Fran Lebowitz
Life is something you do when you can't get to sleep. - Fran Lebowitz
I love being in love. I don't think anything compares with it, though I consider it very disruptive. - Fran Lebowitz
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz
Friendships are easy to get out of compared to love affairs, but they are not easy to get out of compared to, say, jail. - Fran Lebowitz
Humility is no substitute for a good personality. - Fran Lebowitz
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable. - Fran Lebowitz
Remember that, as a teenager, you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you. - Fran Lebowitz
My favourite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz
When dealing with a concept such as 'important', one would be well advised to ask: 'To whom?' [Metropolitan Life] - Fran Lebowitz
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words. - Fran Lebowitz
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz
No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. - Fran Lebowitz
Remember that, as a teenager, you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you. - Fran Lebowitz
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. - Fran Lebowitz
You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do. - Fran Lebowitz
The opposite of talking is not listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. - Fran Lebowitz