Computer dating: It's terrific if you're a computer. -
Rita Mae Brown
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. -
Scott Adams
The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost. -
Gilbert Keith Chesterton
A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones. -
Cher
I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it. -
Garry Shandling
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. -
Robin Williams
The joy of meeting not unmixed with pain. -
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
I wish you well and so I take my leave, I Pray you know me when we meet again. -
William Shakespeare
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances; if there is any reaction, both are transformed. -
Carl Gustav Jung
