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The way of the portable computer user is as a stony path strewn with plugs and sockets, all the wrong size. - Terry Pratchett


All we can do when we think of kids today is think of more hours of school, earlier age at the computer, and curfews. Who would want to grow up in that world? - James Hillman


The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. - Dave Barry


Personally, I rather look forward to a computer program winning the world chess championship. Humanity needs a lesson in humility. - Richard Dawkins


I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. - Dave Barry


Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it. - Erma Bombeck


We notice things that don't work. We don't notice things that do. We notice computers, we don't notice pennies. We notice e-book readers, we don't notice books. (The Salmon of Doubt, 2002) - Douglas Adams