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Coffee quotes & sayings

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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright


Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister. - Bob Irwin


After all, coffee is bitter, a flavor from the forbidden and dangerous realm. - Diane Ackerman


Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle of water. (London) - The Women's Petition Against Coffee (1674)


Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright


A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Albert Einstein


Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing 'real' men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity. To women, it's on the same domestic entry level as putting the spring back into the toilet-tissue holder or taking a chicken out of the freezer to thaw. - Erma Bombeck


He was my cream, and I was his coffee, And when you poured us together, it was something. - Josephine Baker


Moderately drunk, coffee removes vapors from the brain, occasioned by fumes of wine, or other strong liquors; eases pains in the head, prevents sour belchings, and provokes appetite. - England's Happiness Improved (1699)


Ah! How sweet coffee tastes! Lovelier than a thousand kisses, sweeter far than muscatel wine! I must have coffee. - Johann Sebastian Bach