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| Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, it's unplanned, it's full of surprises. - Erma Bombeck (1927-1996) American Journalist, Author, Humorist |
| Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide. - Erma Bombeck (1927-1996) American Journalist, Author, Humorist |
| A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. - Erma Bombeck (1927-1996) American Journalist, Author, Humorist |
| Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, 'What light?' and two more to say, 'I didn't turn it on.' - Erma Bombeck (1927-1996) American Journalist, Author, Humorist |
| What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? - Erma Bombeck (1927-1996) American Journalist, Author, Humorist |
| Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead. - Erma Bombeck (1927-1996) American Journalist, Author, Humorist |
| I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up. - Erma Bombeck (1927-1996) American Journalist, Author, Humorist |
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