! - I've got a comment
#-) - I partied all night
#:-) - From a person with matted hair
# - Number
$0.02 - Throwing in your two cents' worth
%-) - Confused (or) cross-eyed
%-^ - I'm Picasso
&-| - Tearful
&:-) - From a person with curly hair
& - And
'Ween - Halloween
() - Hug
(-) - I need a haircut
(-: - I'm left-handed
(:)-) - I like to scuba dive
(::()::) - Bandaid (offer of help or support)
(sp?) - Unsure of spelling
*:o) - I'm a bozo
*<|:-) - I'm Santa Claus (Ho Ho Ho)
+-(:-) - I'm the pope
+:-| - I'm a priest
-:-) - I have a mohawk
/myB - Kick my butt
0-) - I wear a scuba mask
02 - Your (or my) two cents worth
1000s - Thousands
100 - Nature calls/pit stop
100s - Hundreds
101 - One on one
10Q - Thank you
10X - Thanks
1174 - Nude club
121 - One to one
12345 - Talk about school
1337 - Elite
143 - I love you
14AA41 - One for all and all for one
182 - I hate you
19 - 0 hand
1 - One; won; want
1CE - Once
1DAY - One day
1FTR - One for the road
1NC - Once
1ON1 - One on one
20 - Location
24/7 - 24 hours a day, 7 days a week
26Y4U - Too sexy for you
2 - To; too; two
2B OR N2B - To be or not to be (Shakespeare)
2B - To be
2BC - To be continued
2BCNTD - To be continued
2BZ4UQT - Too busy for you cutey
2B|^2B - To be or not to be (Shakespeare, using logic symbols |^)
2D4 - To die for
2DAY - Today
2F4W - Too funny for words
2F - Face to face
2G2B4G - Too good to be forgotten
2G2BT - Too good to be true
2G4U - Too good for you
2HT2HNDL - Too hot to handle
2L8 - Too late
2MFM - To much for me
2MI - Too much information
2MOR - Tomorrow
2MORO - Tomorrow
2MORROW - Tomorrow
2MRW - Tomorrow
2N - Tonight
2NITE - Tonight
2T - Free to talk
2U2 - To you too
2WIMC - To whom it may concern
381 - Three words, eight letters, one meaning (I Love You)
3SUM - Threesome
4-F-R N E-R - Forever & ever
404 - I have no clue / I don't know (URL not found err)
411 - Info (need information)
420 - Marijuana
459 - I love you
4 - For; four; fore
4AYN - For all you know
4COL - For crying out loud
4E - Forever
4EAE - Forever and ever
4ER - Forever
4EVER - Forever
4EVR - Forever
4EVRYRS - For ever yours
4GM - Forgive me
4GS - For goodness sakes
4GV - Forgive
4GVN - Forgiven
4NR - Foreigner
4Q - F*** you
4S - For sure! (yes)
4SALE - For sale
4U - For you
4X4 - Four wheel drive vehicle (Jeep)
4YEO - For your eyes only
4YOG - For your own good
501 - An excuse that's full of holes
53x - Sex
5FS - 5 Finger salute
5WGY10 - $5 will get you $10 (betting, 2 to 1 odds)
73 - Best regards
7H - Seventh heaven (euphoria)
7K - Sick
8-# - I'm dead
8-) - I wear glasses
8-] - Wow!
8-| - I'm in suspense
831 - I love you
86 - Out of, over, to get rid of, or kicked out
88 - Love and kisses
8:] - I'm a gorilla
8 - Ate / eight
8 - Infinity
8 - Oral sex
8ball - Eightball
911 - Emergency, call me
99 - Parent is no longer watching
9 - Parent is watching
:'-( - Crying and sad
:'-) - Crying with joy
:' - Crying
:( - Sad
:) or :-) - Happy
:*) - Clowning around (or) drunk smiling face
:-# - My lips are sealed
:-% - I have a beard
:-& - I'm tongue-tied
:-() - Talking to much
:-( - Frowning, unhappy
:-)) - Very happy
:-).... - Drooling face
:-)8 - I'm well-dressed
:-)X - I wear a bow tie
:-* - Kiss (or) I just ate a sour pickle
:-, - Hmmmm, smirking
:-0 - I'm an orator
:-7 - User after a wry statement
:-9 - I'm licking my lips
:- - I'm male
:-< - I'm sad, very sad
:-> - Hey (or) sarcastic
:-> - I'm smug
:-? - I smoke a pipe (or) licking your lips
:-@ - Screaming
:-[ - Pouting
:-\ - I'm undecided
:-c - Very unhappy
:-C - Very, very unhappy
:-D - Laughing
:-I - Hmmm
:-ll - Angry
:-o - I'm shocked
:-O - Surprised (or) shocked
:-o - Wow! (or) shouting
:-p - I'm sticking my tongue out
:-p - Tongue in cheek
:-Q - I smoke
:-r - Bleahh (sticking tongue out)
:-t - I'm cross
:-T - Keeping a straight face
:-w - Speak with forked tongue
:-X - Big kiss
:-x - My lips are sealed
:-{#} - From a person with braces
:-{ - I have a mustache
:-| - Grim
:-} - I wear lipstick
::-) - I wear bifocals
::POOF:: - Goodbye (leaving the room)
:<> - Amazed
:<| - I attend an Ivy League school
:>) - I have a big nose
:> - I'm a midget
:[ - Really low
:^D - I like it!
:e - Disappointed
:o - Ooooh, shocked
;) - Wink
;-) - I'm winking (or) just kidding
<3 - Love heart
=:-) - I'm a punk rocker
=w= - Whatever
>:-( - Angry, mean
>U - Screw you!
?4U - Question for you
? - Huh?
? - I have a question, please explain
@:I - I wear a turban
@ - At
@@ - Just lurking, reading but not participating
@ABOY - Atta Boy, (that's my boy / way to go / congratulations)
@AC - At all cost (spare no effort)
@COLL - At college
@HM - At home
@SCHL - At school
@TEOTD - At the end of the day
@WRK - At work
[-o - Yawning
[:-) - I'm listening to headphones
[:-) - Wearing a wig
[:|] - I'm a robot
[^O - Sleeping
^5 - High five
^ - Thumbs up
{(:-) - I'm wearing a toupee
{:-) - I part my hair in the middle
{{name}} - Hugs
{{{hug}}} - Give someone a hug
|-) - Getting tired, asleep
|-| - I'm asleep (boredom)
}(:-( - I'm wearing toupee in the wind