Acronyms & Abbreviations

D&C - Duck and cover
D8 - Date
D8:) - Cool guy
DAF - Divorced Asian female
DAM - Divorced Asian male
DAMHIKT - Don't ask me how I know that
DAMIFINO - Damn if I know
DAP - Parents against dyslexia
DARFC - Ducking and running for cover
DBA - Doing business as
DBABAI - Don't be a bitch about it
DBEYR - Don't believe everything you read
DBF - Divorced black female
DBM - Divorced black male
DBN - Doing business, not
DCL - Declaration
DD - Darling daughter
DD - Due diligence
DDD - Direct distance dial
DDSOC - Different day, same old crap
DEC - Decrement
DEFRAG - Defragment
DEGT - Don't even go there (I don't want to talk about it)
DEL - Delete
DETI - Don't even think it
DETLA - Double extended three letter abbreviation
DEU - Dumb end user
DF - Dear friend
DF - Default
DFL - Dead friggin' last
DGA - Don't go anywhere
DGAR - Don't give a rats
DGT - Don't go there
DGTG - Don't go there girlfriend
DGYF - Damn girl you're fine
DH - Darling husband
DH - Deaf hubby
DH - Dear hubby
DH - Dear husband
DH - Dumb hubby
DHYB - Don't hold your breath
DIIK - Damned if I know
DIIN - Damned if I know
DIKU? - Do I know you?
DIL - Daughter in law
DILLIGAD - Do I look like I give a damn?
DINK - Double income, no kids
DINKY - Double income, no kids yet
DIRTFT - Do it right the first time
DIS - Did I say
DITR - Dancing in the rain
DITYID - Did I tell you I'm distressed?
DIV - Divide
DIY - Do it yourself
DJF - Divorced Jewish female
DJM - Divorced Jewish male
DK - Don't know
DKDC - Don't know, don't care
DKU - Drop kick ugly
DL - Dead link
DL, d/l - Download
DLG - Devilish little grin
DLTBBB - Don't let the bed bugs bite
DLTM - Don't lie to me
DMI - Don't mention it
DMMGH - Don't make me get hostile
DMY - Day month year
DMZ - Demilitarized zone
DN - Down
DNA - Did not answer
DNC - Does not compute
DND - Do not disturb
DNPM - Darn near peed myself
DNR - Dinner
DOA - Dead on arrival
DOB - Date of birth
DOE - Depends on experience
DOEI - Goodbye (Dutch)
DOM - Dirty old man
DOS - Denial of service
DOS - Dozing off soon
DOW - Day of week
DP - Domestic partner
DQMOT - Don't quote me on this
DQYDJ - Don't quit your day job
DRA - Don't recognize acronyms
DRIB - Don't read if busy
DRO - Destructive read-out
DRV - Drive
DS - Darling son
DS - Double sided
DSTR8 - Damn straight
DTA - Don't trust anybody
DTC - Darn this computer
DTC - Desktop conferencing
DTOKAB - Drop to one knee and blow
DTP - Desktop publishing
DTRT - Do the right thing
DTS - Don't think so
DTV - Desktop video
DTVC - Desktop video conferencing
DU - Don't understand
DUCT - Did you see that?
DUCWIC - Do you see what I see
DUI - Driving under the influence
DUK - Dead upon keyboard
DURS! - Damn you are sexy!
DUS! - Damn you sexy!
DUST - Did you see that
DW - Don't worry
DWAI - Don't worry about it
DWB - Don't write back

DWBH - Don't worry be happy
DWF - Divorced white female
DWG - Drawing
DWI - Driving while intoxicated
DWIM - Do what I mean
DWIMC - Do what I mean, correctly
DWIMNWIS - Do what I mean, not what I say
DWISNWID - Do what I say, not what I do
DWKOTL - Deep wet kiss on the lips
DWL - Dying with laughter
DWM - Divorced white male
DWS - Driving while stupid
DWWWI - Surfing the world wide web while intoxicated
DWYM - Does what you mean
DYE - Damn your eyes!
DYFM - Dude you fascinate me
DYHAB - Do you have a boyfriend
DYHAG - Do you have a girlfriend
DYHWIH - Do you hear what I hear
DYJHIW - Don't you just hate it when
DYK - Did you know
DYK - Do you know
DYSTSOTT - Did you see the size of that thing
DYSWIS - Do you see what I see

E - Ecstasy
E.G - For example
E123 - Easy as one, two, three
E2EG - Ear to ear grin
EAK - Eating at keyboard
EAP - Easy as pie
EBKAC - Error between keyboard and chair
ECAL - Enjoy computing and learn
ED - Emotionally disturbed
ED - Erase display
ED - Erectile dysfunction
EDD - Estimated due date
EDP - Emotionally disturbed person
EG - Evil giggle
EG - Evil grin
EGC - Extrememly gruntled customer
EH? - What?
EIE - Enough is enough
EIF - Exercise in futility
EL - Erase line
EL - Evil laugh
ELOL - Evil laugh out loud
EM - Email
EM - Emphasized
EM? - Excuse me?
EMA - Email address
EMBI - Excuse my butting in
EMFBI - Excuse me for butting in
EMFH - Every man for himself
EMFJI - Excuse me for jumping in
EMI - Excuse my ignorance
EML - Email me later
EMRTW - Evil monkey's rule the world
EMS - Email shorthand
EMSG - Email message
EMTA - Evil minds think alike
EMYL - Email you later
ENQ - Enquiry
EOB - End of business
EOC - End of conversion
EOD - End of day
EOD - End of discussion
EOE - Equal opportunity employer/employment
EOF - End of file
EOI - End or identify
EOJ - End of job
E-OK - Electronically OK
EOL - End of lecture
EOL - End of life
EOL - End of line
EOL - End of list
EOLAWKI - End of life as we know it
EOM - End of message
EOR - End of rant
EOS - End of show
EOS - End of story
EOS - End of string
EOT - End of table
EOT - End of text
EOT - End of thread (end of discussion)
EOT - End of transmission
ERR - Error
ERU - Error, replace user
ES - Enough said
ESAD - Eat stuff & die
ESAL - Eat stuff & live
ESC - Escape
ESEMED - Every second every minute every day
ESO - Equipment smarter than operator
ESOSL - Endless snorts of stupid laughter
ESP - Especially
ETA - Estimated time of arrival
ETD - Estimated time of departure
ETE - Estimated time en route
ETX - End of text
EU - Execution unit
EVE - Evening
EVERY1 - Everyone
EVRY - Every
EWI - Emailing while intoxicated
EX - Example
EXP - Exponent
EXT - External
EXTRN - External reference
EYC - Excitable, yet calm
EZ - Easy
EZY, EZ, ez - Easy