AAF - As a friend
AAK - Alive and kicking
AAK - Asleep at keyboard
AAMOF - As a matter of fact
AAMOI - As a matter of interest
AAR, AAR8 - At any rate
AAS - Alive and smiling
AAS - All-to-all scatter
AATK - Always at the keyboard
AAYF - As always, your friend
AB - Features attributes benefits
ABC - Already been chewed
ABD - All but dissertation
ABEND - Abnormal end
ABFL - A big fat lady
ABITHIWTIDB - A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
ABT - Abort
ABT2 - About to
ACRONYM - Abbreviated coded rendition of name yielding meaning
ADAD - Another day another dollar
ADBB - All done bye bye
ADDY - Address
ADIH - Another day in hell
ADIP - Another day in paradise
ADN - Any day now
ADR - Address
ADSC - Address status changed
ADSR - Attack, decay, sustain, release
AEAP - As early as possible
AFAGAY - A friend as good as you
AFAHMASP - A fool and his money are soon parted
AFAIAA - As far as I am aware
AFAIC - As far as I'm concerned
AFAICS - As far as I can see
AFAICT - As far as I can tell
AFAIK - As far as I know
AFAIR - As far as I recall
AFAIR - As far as I remember
AFAIU - As far as I understand
AFAIUI - As far as I understand it
AFAP - As far as possible
AFAYC - As far as you're concerned
AFC - Away from computer
AFIAA - As far as I am aware
AFINIAFI - A friend in need is a friend indeed
AFJ - April fool's joke
AFK - Away from keyboard
AFN - That's all for now
AFPOE - A fresh pair of eyes
AFZ - Acronym free zone
AGKWE - And God knows what else
AGNB - Age/gender no bar
AGRNB - Age/gender/race no bar
AI - Artificial intelligence
AI - Frequently argued issue
AIAMU - And I'm a monkey's uncle
AIDA - Attention, interest, desire, action
AIH - As it happens
AIK - As far as I know
AIMB - As I mentioned before
AIMP - Always in my prayers
AIO - All-in-one
AIR - As I recall
AIR - As I remember
AISB - As I said before
AISB - As it should be
AISE - As I said earlier
ANFAWFOS - And now for a word from our sponsor
ANFAWFOWS - And now for a word word from our web sponsor
ANFSCD - And now for something completely different
AOAS - All of a sudden
A-OLs - Administrators on-line
AOTA - All of the above
AP - Apple pie
APAC - All praise and credit
APYR - As per your request
ARE - Acronym-rich environment
AS - Another subject
AS, A/S - Age, sex?
ASAFP - As soon as 'friggin' possible
ASAP - As soon as possible
ASL, A/S/L - Age, sex, location? (or language)
ASLMH - Age, sex, location, music, hobbies
ASLP, A/S/L/P - Age, sex, location, picture
AT - At your terminal
AT - Attention
ATAB - Ain't that a bitch
ATB - All the best
ATM - At the moment
ATM - At this moment
ATSL - Along the same line
ATST - At the same time
ATTN - Attention
ATTRIB - Attribute
ATTYOB - Anything that turns you on baby
AUD - Are you done?
AV - Avatar (picture used in chat room that represents a person)
AVG - Average
AWA - As well as
AWCIGO - And where can I get one
AWGTHTGTWTA? - Are we going to have to go through with this again?
AWHAFY? - Are we having any fun yet?
AWHFY? - Are we having fun yet?
AWOL - Absent without leave (military)
AWOL - Away without leave
AYC - Aren't you cheeky
AYC - Aren't you clever
AYCE - All you can eat
AYK - As you know
AYOR - At your own risk
AYPI? - And your point is?
AYS - Are you serious?
AYS - Are you sure?
AYSOS - Are you stupid or something
AYST - Are you still there?
AYT - Are you there?
AYTMTB - And you're telling me this because
